Tuesday, April 28, 2009

my attraction to big women...

so i look at myslef as a swell guy....cheated once (just a kiss...be real)....fell in love with all sorts of females...but one thing ive just accepted is that i attract big gurls...which is NOOOO problem but i never understood....

example...
i work at Olive Garden....therefore i deal with people allllllll day....the good, the bad, and the hideous...but its always intrsting to get hit on by a women...(im tellin u...the 24 to 56 crowd of females is who i serve the most)...one sign of a female hitting on u and ur a server at olive garden is when the want maddddd cheese on there salad...and they dont even look at the cheese in the bowl they stare at your eyes...and wont even tell u to stop givin them cheese...the universal "mack move" is..."How old are you"....given...

point is....
the "big gurls" play that with me alot and i figure i do it to them as well...and they show madd love....when i serve them (or anybody i deal with) i give them whatever they need and by the time they leave...my tip is PHAT....if they get a cake...they'll leave me a slice!!....

so i gots nuthin but love for women (as a whole)....




p.s. wonderful to finally hear Ms. Emma's voice tonight....even her telling us the pictures were wack sounded awesome.....shes awesome....lol...

peace, love and herbal tea in the morning
-B.Sease

double p.s.....and this nigga Kel asked me the otha day was i comfortable with my name...(meaning B.Sease)....

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